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Blue Fluffy Mouse, Towering Victorian House.
My wife in the throes of passion didn’t see the view beyond her shoulder of the field mouse scurrying across the bedroom floor. Nor did she notice when later,when I cornered the rodent using a transparent tube. She probably would have screamed when the mouse shot up...
The Spider Under The Bed.
"Look at that spider!" "Christ it's big." "I've never seen one that size in this country before." "Quick! Get it before it goes under the bed!" "Shit, too late." "Oh my God, that was only the male, you should see the size of the female...." "She's under the bed too."...
Splattman Returns
I'm Back! Did you miss me? ;-P Hey there friend/stranger/random visitor thanks for attending what has been the most boring website in Christendom. I’m sorry I let things slide for so long but then I’ve been busy in the real world and my usual visual creativity has...
Fear In The Dark.
It's getting dark out here. Here in the streets of Blackville Under Night.Is that some hoodlums in a black car, parked under the broken street light? Better smash up their car with an iron bar and call it a 'pre-emptive strike'. The smashed up car drives away in...
Welcome To The Fall.
I arrived in Devon, perhaps a little too late. A storm was brewing and I could see Nik balancing precariously at the top of a ladder, towering high above the rooftops of bungalow town, and then he fell, all the while wishing they'd built second floors.
Digital Entity.2010
Digital Entity from hiabex303 on 8tracks Radio. 2010. "My God, It's full of stars!" (Whereas in fact, it was full of stone dust) This playlist reflects the general mood of my personal beats and tunes whilst the world span round and no intelligent life made contact....
When You Burn A Braincell, Him Smell Like Bacon Rind…
Rathbone Returns. How embarrassing. Back in May I was bitching about being rubbish at keeping a regular blog and here in September I finally draft the follow up post! Just as well you lurking lurkers are all loyal visitors; actually I don’t think you are. Nobody...
It Won’t Be Long…
Awwwww what!? Oh yes, I was supposed to be keeping regular updates in this bloggety blog and what happens? I fail to deliver on a Colossal scale. I blame the imminent approach of the conclusion of my NVQ level 3 in Stone masonry . It has been all consuming, even in...
Das Experiment
What Is This Blog? It’s a bit of a diary really, there’s no denying it. Sometimes I find it rater daunting that I have so much to jot down because I’ve neglected my blogging duties for weeks at a time. This week, I’m just going to add to the entry as I go along and...
Between My Ears There Is Nothing But Music.
Uncurbed Enthusiasm Flipping out like a Ninja will just have to wait until the next entry, I’m far more in the mood this week to uncontrollably blog all over this page about the highlights of the fortnight that has just been. Firstly, a big prop to my esteemed friend...